I need help with history?

im Pretty sure france is NOT a monarchy. Sarcoszy, the happy french drunk is the president =D. In england, in theory, the queen has all the power, IN THEORY, I mean she does, she has the power to make all ducks be required to wear long pants if she wants to, but she or her predecessor haven't really done anything in decades. They are just there to fold the bottom of their shirt into a little sac, and let the gold of the people drop on to it.