Saturday, August 13, 2011

How many lanes?????

Man finds a small lamp whilst walking along the beach and decides to clean it. POW a genie appears and grants him three wishes. The first two were the usual, money, beautiful women etc. but the third wish totally knocks the genie back. “You want what!!!?” The man explains that he does not like planes or boats so he wants the genie to build him a bridge across the atlantic ocean, coz he always had this desire to visit the US of A. “Um, just think of it, all the builders, labourers, materials, design people and not to forget the logistics, no sorry I can’t do that one” says the genie “what do you want for your third wish?” ‘Oh! Ok’ says the man, ‘I’d like to be able to understand the complexities of a woman’s mind’. “F*ck it” says the genie “How many lanes do you want on this ******** motorway?”

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